1. My granddaughter is perfect in every way imaginable.
2. I love my granddaughter more than my own daughter.
3. I will wake my granddaughter up just to hold her even though she is sound asleep.
4. I will impart my baby knowledge unto my own daughter whether she likes it or not. She has no choice but to listen to me.
5. So you thought being your mother was bad; now that I am a grandmother, expect ten times the criticism, nagging and unrealistic expectations I set for you!
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