5. Good-bye sex symbols! Your breasts serve only one purpose now.. to become feeding machines.
4. Green milk… wait, what? Yes, green and blue tinted milk is expected from nursing mothers. Most likely from a mothers dietary choices.
3. Knock on wood. Leaving breasts unpumped for more than a couple of hours will have you walking around like modern day stonehenge.
2. Got milk? You will become curious about the taste and will want to share the love too.
*drumroll*
1. Pulling out. You will squirt milk all over your baby’s face. You will. And, you will laugh… secretly on the inside.
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